But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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