I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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