This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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