pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
