College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Randomize
