soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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