sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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