this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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