maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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