There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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