I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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