I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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