I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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