you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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