Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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