Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
