It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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