Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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