dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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