But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
last night I used snow as a chaser
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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