go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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