rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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