I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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