The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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