why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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