I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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