You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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