we have pet lesbian snakes
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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