There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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