she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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