My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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