pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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