So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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