Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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