I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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