Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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