Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.