He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You've changed since you got that strap on
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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