just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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