Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
