I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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