So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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