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You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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