I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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