would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Randomize