Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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