Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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