when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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