No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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