I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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