woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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