pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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