this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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